User:Mr.Llama

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Just Who Is This Mr.Llama?
''' Mr. Llama is many things. Most obvious, he is a llama. His name originally is Recardo La Llama, translation to mean either Ricardo the Llamaor Ricky the Llama. These, among the name Ricardo De Llama or "Ricardo Of Llama" As his last name his Llama. Ricardo De Llama is his most used name. He is also in a band called The Sneetches.

History
See, currently, Mr. Llama is leader of the Battle Llama Army in Mr. Kitty's Magical Land. This is an army of super llamas, all possessing powers based on color. But he wasn't always like this. Years before, he was born on a distant island. He is a High Llama, the greatest of the battle llama types. He is strong, durable, fast, able to fly, great ability to hold breath, and many other abilities.

Back to the story, young Ricardo was born in a land where llamas roamed. They battled with great foes, the most noticable was a race called The Bigs. The Bigs are a race of giant overweight monsters who never stop eating. Unfortunantly, this includes much of Ricardo's race. Bigs, under the control of Fat Fred, raomed the island, killing llamas.

Ricardo's parents died, but he did not. He was but a young llama, and had no choice but to go through the country alone, so he did. He travelled with nothing but an axe. He soon found himself fighting not just Bigs, but other horrible creatures, such as Dolphin terrorists, Chupicabras and winged jackals. He soon found himself at the cabin of a witch, Marcia, who tried to kill him.

She told him a dark force was coming. Soon, all the enemies of the llamas gained strength. Ricardo fleed to Mr. Puppy, the exiled prince of the island. Mr. Puppy told him he knew of a great feline leader across the seas, and that Ricardo must sail to him.

He did. He found Mr. Kitty and soon became a great soldier, fighting the horror of Mr. Kitty's arch foe, Arachnid. Years later, Ricardo asked Mr. Kitty's help of returning Ricardo. When Ricardo returned to his home, he saw the Bigs had gained a disgustingly amount of power. Dolphins ruled and Bigs served. Ricardo learned that Arachnid had taking control of the island before Ricardo was even born! He gathered all the llamas and took them back to Mr.Kitty. It wasn't long till he taught them of their powers. Soon, the Army of Battle Llamas was born. Now, Mr. Llama, along with his army, fights the evils of the magical land of Mr. Kitty.

Band
The Sneetches is the band of Mr. Llama, or Ricardo De Llama. He plays bass and also takes a major role as lyricist too. The other members of the band are Mr.Kitty ((Mr.Kitty Armstrong)) and Mr. Billy ((goat)). The band is a revival of old Ramones-style punk rock with a mixture of metal. Mr. Kitty is credited to both the idea of naming the band The Sneetches, after the Dr. Suess story. He is also credited to the idea of making these alter egos of Kitty/Billy/LLama. Mr. Llama was originally Mr. Ricardo De LLama, but changed to Mr.Llama to fit the other names, both also starting with Mr. Mr. Mr Kitty is not only the brains behind the name and over-all theme, he         is also the drummer, not to mention a big hand in writing songs. Mr. Billy is the bands temporary singer and full time guitarist. He was the one who one say said, "Hey, let's have a band." Thus, they only needed a name which was later formed by Mr. Kitty and aggreed by the others. Mr. Billy helps with some lyrics, but is the major person in the writing of the tabs for each song.