User:Mr.R.J.Simplex

growing up
Mr.R.J.Simplex was born in Brisbane/Queensland/Australia the specific place was a construction-sight far north of the A.I.B. (Australian Intelligence Bureau) building. All his family loved him and when the great extinctionation came he enjoyed feasting on jelly beans and lolly pops. After this dreadful occurrence he started to dislike certain lemon-flavoured chocolate brownies.

Personality
R.J. believes in having the truth and only the truth told to the public on the subject of penguins. He is sometimes annoyed when his name is misspelled as J.R.Simplex because that is his brother's name. His last name means a medicine made with one ingredient.