User:Mr. Janda

Welcome to the page of the greatest man to ever live. Some may not even consider him a man. Some consider him no less than a god. Some of his lifetime achievements include inventing the printing press while abandoned in an orphanage, surviving a nuclear meltdown, and inventing lightning. Some of his hobbies include rescuing poor and defenseless dogs. He may even rescue some dead dogs to bring them back to life. He hs fought in every war that man has ever fought in, and he has always won. He is too humble, luckily, to run for president, because with a president so awesome, the world would explode. We, however, as Americans, are willing to risk it. Vote Janda in the next presidential election.

Here is a list of a few people he has had to straighten out throughout the years. And by straighten out, we mean that he has beaten them within an inch of their lives just to show them who was boss: 1. Chuck Norris 2. Sean Connery 3. Mr. T                        4. Vin Diesel 5. Jesus Mr. Janda created the world. After that he built the power-plant with his bear hands. Yes bear hands he has a size sixteen ring.