User:MrCynic

MrCynic is a somewhat disilusioned person who wonders from time to time just what the hell has happened to the world. His children challenge him in a positive way that has forced him to look at the world differently, although he has threatened to sell them on EBay from time to time. MrCynic is an ardent believer in all seasons that don't have the word winter in them and would really like winter to just end already. MrCynic also hates Christmas for a number of reasons but the number one reason is that the population at large has no idea what it is even supposed to be about anymore. The other is that Christmas turns December into a month that is about 2 weeks long from a corperate standpoint. MrCynic is fluent is both english and vulgarity, so he can understand what is said in most locker rooms. He is also a huge fan of the Edmonton Oilers and wishes that they could get their firm brown together enough to make the playoffs sometime before game 82. MrCynic has stared people in the face and had them lie flat out to him about nothing, so he trusts no one and likes to confirm things first before believing you. MrCynic also went to a controvisial private school that he now realizes was a damn good place to go to learn not so much from a book, but about yourself. Many of those who came after he did to this school compleatly missed the point and basically ruined the school and caused its closure. MrCynic was told in high school by his social studies teacher that he should hope for some sort of gameshow that gave you money for knowing lots about nothing. Sadly he did not qualify for the Canadian version of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.