User:MrDominikbepristis/sandbox

lord DD  ''he is the first and best lord from Middleville, not bad with the ladies either. but don't take my word for it contact me at 616-446-8661 have a good day. Dominik was born in the heart of a dying star. after the star exploded he was blasted to earth in the year 1530. he has had many careers in his millennia on earth including a cab driver, president of ukbukenstaz, gypsy, foot model, bear hunter, kung fu master, and communist dictator. also, there is a 30% chance he's your father. he is currently serving 5 life sentences for tax evasion problem is he isn't really one to die, so his life sentences aren't ending...awkward. he has had 50 known spouses including queen Elizabeth, Anita brains, Joe Pesi, Emma Watson, Bloody mary, and miss piggy. he is currently in love with Mrs knagol if you don't know who she is then you will in 60 years. oh, yes he is also a time traveler and is known to spend many decades across time and space, doing cool stuff. His hobbies include cooking, stalking teenage tigers, making squares on flannels uneven, taking one bite of your food then giving it to you, drinking snake venom, delivering babies, curing cancer, and blowing stuff up. he was friends with harry potter. hope you enjoyed reading. now go outside!