User:MrNortagem

Alasdair Crawford is the most awesome man to ever roam this earth. He is mostly known for his invention of sexual reproduction. He was voted in a landslide for the BBC's "Awesome person of the year". Alasdair was reported to be so pumped, he sucker-punched his mother. When Alasdair wants to make scrambled eggs, he just stares at them until they scramble themselves out of FEAR. Alasdair has been known to self-inflate his ego by writing witty descriptions of himself.


 * $$\sin^{-1}\frac{\pi}{6} \int_{0}^{\infty} e^(-3x)\, dx$$

He is also reported to urinate the beverage known as Pepsi-Cola. He has also been known to take a fancy to Thom Dorkings, the former top goal scorer for England in the 1966 world cup qualifiers.