User:MrPopcorn/sandbox

Mr.Popcorn Mr.Popcorn is a lovable, yet savage character who appears in several child friendly storybooks. These include Mr.Popcorn takes a trip to the theater, Mr.Popcorn visits a haunted house, Mr.Popcorn goes to the fair, and many more. Mr.Popcorn looks like a classic popcorn container with red stripes, blue arms and legs, yellow shoes, and white gloves. He is easily recognizable to anyone a fan of the Mr.Popcorn series. He was created in 2017 by a young author named Angela Andrews to teach kids about the basic etiquette of being a child. After reading these books many children learned to better understand what to do if they are stealing, how to tie their sandals, and memorize other's social security numbers in an easy, memorable way. There has been many good reviews back from parents saying that there child can't wait for the next book to be out. Mr.Popcorn's favorite pass time is yoinking little children. The Mr.Popcorn community loves it because they think it's a good thing to teach their children and it shows them what to watch out for. He uses a white windowless van that says "Free Popcorn" on the side, to lure small children in, then he yoinks them. Which brings us to our next topic! The next book; coming out in January, 2018, will be titled "Mr.Popcorn Teaches Sex Ed". Mr.Popcorn is a lovely character to expose your child to, ecspecially at a young age. What Children Learn from Mr.Popcorn:                                                                                                             · How to tie their sandals                                                                                                                            · The real emergency number is 1911, not 911                                                                                                          · How to steal without getting caught                                                                                                                 · How to memorize someone's social security number                                                                                                    · How to properly roll a fat blunt                                                                                                                    · How to jump a fence without hurting themselves                                                                                                      · How to train an attack dog                                                                                                                          · How to yoink other children                                                                                                                         · How to properly run with scissors                                                                                                                   · The Tooth Fairy isn't real, thieves that sneak in your room at night are                                                                            · Santa Clause isn't real, mentally unstable people who dress up                                                                                                                                                                         and "fly" on roofs and jump down chimneys are · Chucky isn't real, he's just an actor, the real dolls are in your closet                                                                           · Chicken strips aren't made of real chicken                                                                                                          · Never trust a man with a broccoli looking hair cut                                                                                                  · Always take free candy, especially from strangers · How to lie to officers of the law · How to lowkey be involved in the underground world of Nazism · How to cross the border with or without drugs What Questions Mr.Popcorn Encourages Children to Ask: · If time travel exists at any point in the future, doesn't that mean time travel already exists? · Isn't every word a made-up word? · If someone is deaf from birth, how do they think? · If someone is deaf from birth, what language do they sign? · If time stopped, how would we know it stopped? · Aren't bathtubs just reverse boats? · If camera lenses are round, then why are pictures square? · Didn't the brain name itself?


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