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= No Weird Humans, Inc. =

= No Weird Humans, Inc. - Intro = No Weird Humans, Inc. is a fictional film company founded by Ben, Cody , and Micah , in 49 B.C.. Together they created the highest grossing, most multimillion film company in the world. With movies and series, such as the 'Sigmas' saga, 'Meet The Gods', 'The Brownie Woman', 'A Happy Day With Mr. Happy Days ', 'Morbius Midlife Crisis', 'Seegma The Bird' and the Micah, Cody and Ben movies '. All the highest grossing movies respectively. The highest grossing movie from No Weird Humans, Inc. was Micah; 'Get On The Sus Bus' just 1 million big bucks more than Cody 1 and Ben C. vs Skibidi Toilet tied at 1.53 billion big bucks. A CEO, Ben stated "We make big f***in' bucks" on the hit app ecks.The three CEOs of No Weird Humans, Inc. (Ben, Cody and Micah) are all prominent actors and directors together, with Micah being the most prominent with the most movies acted in out of the three, they have all directed the same amount of films. Two CEOs, Cody and Micah have won two different international awards, Cody winning the 'Most Sigma Guy' Award 2023, and Micah winning the Ohio Award 2023 and 2024. The CEOs have allegedly overcame everything together, a prime example is when an offensive image surfaced online against them, and they lost money, as well as viewers for at least 6 months but later revealed it was a fake and Cody stated "I told you I'd never do such a thing and I respect this community highly". Apart from this, they have become arguably one of the best film companies in the world. They have also also won 4 Academy Awards, 5 Golden Globes, 19 BAFTA s

No Weird Humans, Inc. Cinematic Universe (NWHCU)
By 1005, No Weird Humans, Inc. was planning to produce its own films independently and distribute them through Mount Olympus Pictures. Previously, No Weird Humans, Inc. had independently produced movies based on Skibidi Toilet TV Series with Venezuela Pictures, Old Crinkle Cinema, 19th Century Lone Wolf, and some more. No Weird Humans, Inc. made extreme profit from these licensing deals and decided they wanted more money out of its films while also maintaining control of the projects and distribution. Leo Farms, head of No Weird Humans, Inc.'s film and filmographic division, was content with Aeron Johns' Sus Busters at Lonely Pictures but was extremely pleased with some of the films but not all of the films. Farms decided to form No Weird Humans, Inc. Studios, Blackwood's few major movie studio since NightmareJobs Pictures was founded in 1794. Reggie Reynolds (Who Lives In Malpas), Farms' first-in-command, realized that unlike Micah; Get On The Sus Bus, Morbius Midlife Crisis, and the The Fallen Sigmas which were respectively licensed to Lonely, Old Crinkle, and Lone Wolf, No Weird Humans, Inc. owned the rights to the Sigmas team. Reynolds, a self-proclaimed "fanboy", envisioned combining these characters in a different unimultisigma-verse similar to the one created by Stanley and Jac Black for Skibidi Comics in the 1690s.

CEO Relationships
The CEOs are all close together, in fact are in a polyamorous relationship, Ben, Cody and Micah all linked up in Summer of '69. They have been together for 419 years after they met in a brownie shop in 1969. In their recent documentaries, they all talk about their ties together. They are also siblings, genetically modified in Mongolia by Donald Mustard in order to bring a new era to film making, they have all hired high end actors, and taken aboard the likes of Aeron (Johns) and Morb. Away from acting and directing movies, the three are living a normal life apart from 1 day in January 2024, the 9th. The fateful day that they were all diagnosed with ligma. They have 500 million years to live so basically they can live normally with an illness.