User:Mr AwesomeFox/The great trolley crash of 1820

The great trolley crash of 1820 was a tragic moment in the history of Smithtopia ,a small nation off the coast Kissmyassistan. It occured when two trolley drivers, both going seventy billion miles an hour crashed into each other. This caused a nuclear disturbance in the univers and god went "WTF?". The explosion caused a time of turmoil in the country and many people turned to music as a releif for their problems. In this times bands such as Kiss and Rush thrived. Rush was popular mainly because of their drummer, George Washington.

Although there was alot of bad things about this crash there were some good things too. For instance if the crash never happened then there would be no bannana monsters. Without bannana monsters there would be no Chocolate King, and if he wasn't there then noone would know what it is to be loved. Also people realised that trolleys were totally gay and gave up on them.

Well thats it for this lesson kids and remember.....don't ride trolleys cause they go like seventy billion miles an hour and thats just silly.