User:Mr BoxV3/sandbox

The BoxV3

The GOAT of the modern game the BoxV3 was born amongst the lost pyramids and shacks of Brunei Darussalam at an unknown date and was seen by a talent scout in Brunei as "special" as he was able to identify what a football was throughout the years of playing Fifa with Liverpool the reason he supported Liverpool from a young age was because his childhood hero was Dejan Lovren who he one day wanted to be the replica of as a forward.

As a boy BoxV3 had an early addiction to pornography passed on from his father who would use mouldy olive bread as a lubricant to masturbate with over time however his addiction, like his fathers came to an abrupt end.

The Box V3 has won 17 Brunei Balon dors and one actual balon dor he overtook his father with both records in 2017 respectively the Box hopes he can take Brunei to the World Cup just for being bad and win the league for Liverpool as well respectively at this point he is yet to be capped for Brunei due to the shack flood disaster which meant no crops or grass for 8 years.

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