User:Mr Mistakes

=Welcome!= You have reached Mr Mistake's user page. Here, you can find out stuff about my account, and maybe learn a thing or two about life that you would have never known before. Please, do not edit my page. I would really appreciate it. If you would like to contact me, use my talk page, and not my user page. This is were I can express myself. You wouldn't like it if I did that to your page, would you?

A Note to Spammers
Are you thinking of spamming my page? Maybe deleting something I wrote...or even changing what I say to make it seem like I'm insane? Well, if you are, go right ahead. I will not stop you in any way. But, take note that, every time you spam my page, your edit will be deleted and replaced with what I have currently written. Yes, I have saved all of this writing into a special file, so If something gets changed around, I can delete the edit, copy what I originaly wrote, and paste it back. And, also note that I will report all spammers to the highest authority on Wikipedia. And how would you feel if I went onto your page and made you sound drunk or immature or something to that tune? It wouldn't be very pleasent, let me tell you. Just givin' you a head's-up if that's what you came here for.

How You Can Help
Want to help me with my goals? Want to help me make a donation? Want to help me with stuff? If you do, I would be more than happy to accept. Please note, I have listed many things I plan on doing, but I will not always be willing to achieve that goal at certain times. If you would like to help, please contact me through my talk page. I will respond to your message within 1 week, if not, then I am extremely busy with life and it will have to wait. Again, thank you for being interesting in helping me.

= Auto-Biography = Here is a little auto-biography about me. Here you will find stuff about me, stuff I have done, stuff I hope to acheive, and stuff about stuff.

My Contributions
No contributions to report...yet!

My Goals
Here are some of my goals I wish to achieve...


 * Edit 1,000 aritcles
 * Help 100 new users
 * Donate to Wikipedia
 * Create 1,000 new articles
 * Help prevent spamming

=FAQ= Here are some Frequently Asked Questions about me, my page, and my goals. If you cannot find what you are looking for, please contact me through my talk page.

Can I Help You In Any Way?

Yes, you can. Please check out the section How You Can Help on my page.