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The Baha’i balltash

The Bahai Balltash.

It was 28 November 2009 that was the day balltash was born. His family the osmanis where crouching around Eloise Osmani as she was pushing out baby balltash the moment he was born they knew. They knew he was special. It was about a month until he said his first word “ pot noodle “. Balltash was obsessed with pot noodle he ate it so much his mother was worried and took away all his pot noodle and balltash raged. He raged so hard the house of the osmanis shook. On balltash’s 1st birthday his mum took him to a noodle place and as balltash walked in he saw a little boy sitting on his own so balltash sat next to him. He asked him his name and his name was bimarsh. “ where are your parents? “ asked balltash “ I have none replied bimarsh “ “ LOL imagine “ said balltash So bimarsh wacked him round the head with his chopsticks. From that point on bimarsh and balltash became inseparable. They ate noodles every day. One day when they where about 3 and a half they snuck out of preschool and decided to climb the great mountain of noodlesiana. It was said that whoever got to the top of the mountain would become the great holy one, the pot noodle master. The idea of pot noodle master was stuck inside balltash’s head for months. When they reached the bottom of the mountain bimarsh panicked and chickened out but balltash bunched him in the balls and said “ SUCK IT UP” to get to the top of noodlesaina you needed to climb a flat wall 1000 feet tall. Pro climbers had tried to do it but fallen and died and here where 2 3 year olds about to climb it. Balltash climbed and bimarsh climbed for 3 days until they got to the top. Balltash saw a holy potnoodle glimmering with gold and when he tried he he felt the power of Baha’i running through his blood and dna turning away from all his osmani family and osmani dna. Now he was made for 1 thing pot noodle. Bimarsh raged and jumped of the cliff because he had just risked his life for a holy pot noodle and balltash ate it all. But balltash floated into the air teleported down the mountain and caught bimarsh. Bimarsh responded with a friendly punch in the balls. It was 2 years later and on balltash’s 5 birthday he decided to go to the dessert and all he did in the dessert was eat pot noodle. For 4 years he stayed in the dessert eating pot noodle every day for breakfast dinner and lunch until he returned and built a temple in memory of Baha’i no one knows where it is. To celebrate balltash’s holly existence on the 28 of November people of the Baha’i balltash religion only eat potnoodle for the hole day and if you eat any other food, WE WILL FIND YOU AND ELIMINATE YOU.