User:Mr pand/Evil Dave

Evil Dave (real name David Michael Williams) was born in London, the son of Dr Michael Williams and Queen Elizabeth II.

He currently resides on his 700-acre estate near the golf course in Yelverton, Devon.

Education
Dave thinks he is cool, because he is going to Oxford. This isn't the case. In fact, Dave is very uncool, because he is unable to stand up to his parents and go to a university of his choice. Instead, he is going to what was his great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather's choice when Oxford was first established as a University in the 13th century.

Hobbies and Interests
Evil Dave's interests include integration and being far too sensible. He also claims he is good at many sports, including badminton, tennis and rugby, although noone believes him. His polo skills, however, are undisputed and he takes good care of the horses which are lodged in his vast stable complex.

When it comes to the important things in life, Dave has no appreciation of either Octopus or history.