User:Mr pand/Mr Martin

Jeremy Martin's date of birth remains a mystery, but has been estimated as lying in the years 1960 to 1965. Following a highly successful school career, Jeremy went to university and undertook a degree in mathematics, where he understandably, and characteristically emerged with first class honours. After this, Jeremy (Jezza to his close friends) disappeared from the mathematical radar.

The French Foreign Legion
Some have hinted that Jeremy joined the French Foreign Legion, and served with distinction in several uprisings in North Africa. If rumours are to be believed, Jeremy became adept at 'neutralisation' with his bare hands, and with an electronic whiteboard he insisted on carrying through the desert to further his education. Following twelve years of reputed good service, Jeremy was honourably discharged from the Legion, due to his hard work, and the fact that he had become such a capable operative that it was best for him to work alone in Great Britain, training the next phase of national leaders.

Devonport High School For Boys
Jeremy took up a position at DHSB as a maths teacher, but was soon fast-tracked into the pastoral care system. His compassion, and obvious assembly skills make him a prime candidate for a future headmastership at DHSB, maybe in the next couple of years. Jeremy's devotion to equality and opportunities saw the Devon and Cornwall Octopus Appreciation Society bloom into a useful organisation.