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= Andre Nowzick (The League) = Dr. Andre Noe Nowzick is a fictional character and one of the six main characters in the FX American sitcom The League. He is portrayed by Paul Scheer. Andre is a bald, rich plastic surgeon, a two time Shiva Bowl winner (champion), and a one time Sacko Bowl loser (last place). He is constantly made fun of by the rest of the league for things such as his clothes and his attempt at using current slang. Andre joined the league in 2007, and is the brunt of many jokes. He is an easy target, as he is balding, awkward, and has terrible style. He is known to always make at least one mistake, such as drafting a commentator, or someone who's retired.

Biography
Andre lives in a big loft in Winnetka, Illinois. Andre's house features a strange collection of taxidermy nests, terrariums, and tsunami debris, among other items, that serve little to no use other than to demonstrate that Andre is genuinely a strange guy. Andre is a surgeon that specializes in plastic surgery. Andre earns enough money to maintain his opulent and carefree lifestyle, which allows him to spend plenty of time to fantasy football.

One of Andres' major concerns is to be hip, dressing in what he thinks are unique outfits and using an outdated vocabulary, which offers a lot to make fun of him about. Andre is a single man who is constantly looking to be in a relationship. Shiva (Janina Gavankar), the lady for whom the fantasy league's championship trophy is named after, was arguably his most successful relationship. Andre is often the punchline in his pals' jokes. Andre is easily hurt and takes a lot of his friends' trash-talking to heart, no matter how cool and collected he tries to appear. But, he is exceedingly easy to pick on and, with his odd attire and mannerisms, he essentially asks for it. He just wants to fit in and be considered one of the boys. Unfortunately, coolness isn't something that comes easily to Andre, and pushing it hasn't worked out well either.

Family
Andre's sister Heather and his parents Gloria and Burt are mentioned several times throughout the series. Heather Nowzick (Sarah Silverman) has had past and present sexual experiences with the other members of The League. These experiences are brought up consistently and cause great embarrassment to Andre. Gloria and Burt are featured in one episode. They see Andre as the outlier in the group both because they make him seem like a clown and because they believe that the other members aren't as bright as Andre.

Partners
During season 1, Andre had a secret relationship with Shiva, the girl who the first place trophy is named after. He had to keep it low-key because he believed that being in the dark would help provide him with the good luck needed to win the league. As well, when growing up, Shiva was often a joke amongst their friend group. If they had known about the relationship, it would have made Andre even more of a laughing stock.

Andre's second relationship was with a woman named Trixie. Their relationship ended in rocky fashion as he accidentally yet permanently damaged her eye.

Appearances
Andre appears in all episodes of The League.

Season 1 & 2
During the first season, Andre falls in love with Shiva, and pledges to win it. He eventually wins, defeating Pete (Mark Duplass) in the finals. Andre renames the trophy "the Dre" in the opening episode of season two, while the rest of the league is infuriated and would rather rename it "SheDre." Andre's renaming of the trophy and essentially his worshiping of a false god, resulted to him having the poorest season in league history, losing to Taco in the Sacko Bowl.

Season 3
Rafi (Jason Mantzoukas) and Dirty Randy (Seth Rogan) film a porno partially based on Andre's life at his loft while he is away. The other members of the league don't tell him for weeks, but he finds out at Ruxin's (Nick Kroll) sukkah when a child mistakenly plays it on a large screen when she meant to play music.

Popular Quotes

 * “Child please.”
 * “I can say ‘moist.’ Moist is the classy ‘wet.'”
 * "Try the veal, child!"
 * “Tell me a girl who’s not a fan of Mission Impossible 2.”
 * “When I’m out there I’m not gonna pull any punches, ’cause Andre goes two speeds. Fast, and Furious.”