User:Mreece69/Michael Reece (a.k.a. Swordsmith)

Born May, 27th 1990, Michael Reece grew up in the complex world that we know as the Bush presidency. Five feet and six inches tall, this individual may be hard to spot in crowds due to his short stature; a key component to his clepto-style personality. Those who have the pleasure of meeting Mike should expect to see a striking resemble to Frodo Baggins. Mike Reece has dedicated his life to the entertainment of friends and family by secretly acquiring unnecessary items such as ketchup and honey mustard dispensors and vials of noble gases. How he obtains items in most cases are strange, but in its own way, wondrous. The Reece clan has always had a tendency to produce overly-entertaining spawn. It's best to describe Michael as being on a journey with no set destination (he doesn't know what he is doing with himself yet...)

Appearance
Very short in the presence of his closest of friends, Mike can be described as short, stubby, and hairy. When not "rocking" the glorious goatee, Mike is noticed most by his massive beard. Only at a mere five feet, six inches, it is hard for Mike to do a few daily tasks like reaching for objects in high places. Having hands very much perceived as "rat paws," Mike finds snagging large items to be a problem at times. Another observation of Mike's appearance is the very hairy legs that propel him at great speeds. An exceptional little fellow, his tiny stature is greatly deceiving to the strong will-power and strength hidden inside.

Accomplishments
A graduate of Lynn Classical High School, Mike attends Bridgewater State College in hopes of receiving a bachelor's degree in English. An ex-boxer, Mike makes a living preparing facilities for the education of hundreds of young school kids.Mike's life is full of notable accomplishments. Mike is also currently in the midst of beating the world record for the largest tape ball. With extreme determination, Mike even had a pretty successful career in writing a couple short stories. A strong comparison to Mike's goal lead him to become the symbol of modern Renaissance men. Burgling mass quantities of condiments, tape, napkins, xenon, and other random items, no one item could hide itself from the clutches of Mike's "rat paws." From intense concussions, to being robbed of a laptop, nothing has stopped Mike from his goals.

Overview
There is a dual life in Mike's life; the Lynn Life, and the College Life. The Lynn consists of Michael being somewhat of a heartless, burgling scumbag. However Mike possesses a very funny and loving personality when you get past the rude rants that pop out. Lynn is his home, which gives him the pride and self-esteem that drives many of the idiotic motives he ends up doing; despite the advice from his peers. According to Alex Rittershaus, a respectable prodigy to the American presidency, Mike's daily life back home in Lynn as "a tale of great proportion with an intriguing set of distinguishable and outrageous moments intertwined with love." Michael Reece would not be the scum-bag, offensive, wondrous character that we all know and love if he was not from Lynn.

The College Life could be classified as a very suspenseful, unexpected and tragic. Dorm life wasn't really something fancied by Mr. Reece. Only residing in Durgin 304 for a couple months, Mike quickly became friends with a large number of fellow freshmen. Entering into a variety of activities such as Ultimate Frisbee, soccer, drinking and a few other commonly done activities.

In the Blackhouse archives, "Mike Reece was deemed couch guy October 30th after being caught with weed while walking his drunken friend home." Since then, Michael Reece has been know as "Couch Guy," and is often spotted in the living rooms where his six foot wide "futon room" is located. Being the "Couch Guy" has led to many strange occurrences such as getting arrested dressed up like a terrorist and burgling a lot of unnecessary stuff. Seeing a roomate cough up candy wrappers was pretty odd to see. Drunkenly purchasing and becoming Santa is now just a thing that happens randomly.

Mike has a steadfast dedication to reach his goals, despite the many obstacles that come in the way of graduation. We know that Mike is a weird kid, but don't judge until met.