User:Mrs.poledog/sandbox

Mrs.poledog (talk) 19:51, 15 May 2015 (UTC)Mrs. Poledog is an 'special' creature that somehow survives on this earth and, had an husband. Weird, right? Yes, she is currently a undercover spy working as a English teacher. Even Honors English!!!! One of her favorite quotes that she always says is "This is a honors class, I except you to act like one!" She is an really bad undercover spy, because when someone doesn't do their homework she rolls her eyes and you can see a flashback of her inner-body (mainly memory of past). Anyways, she always gives us projects/essays and expects us to understand them... SMH! No one In the class learns anything because she spends the whole day reminiscing of her olden days when she had an husband. I'm sure he's still alive, but held captive in her dungeon (a.k.a her basement). Every night she feeds him some bread and water, but if he gets lucky enough, she'll even put some butter on his biscuit, and some flavored water on special occasions. He tries and tries to escape, it got to the point where he is tied up so he can't even move. Mrs.Poledog sometimes shoves a hockey stick up his anal hole, just like some other people do *cough cough*. She sometimes untied him for an 'play date' of a nice hockey match. After she unites him, both of them play hockey and she hits the ball(s) so hard that they fling up his asshole. after it's flung up in there, he probably says something like "oh my, there's an ball up there." That concludes my summary of Mrs.Poledog, as you can tell she has taught me some nice grammar. I will keep adding!