User:Mrs Old Lady

Mrs Old Lady is a highly regarded women who spreads joy and hilarity throughout the lands. Sightings suggest she has no hair, wears rainbow clothes, absorbs knowledge through her bald scalp and speaks a superior language. Little is known about the current whereabouts of Mrs Old Lady, though the authorities believe she is being held captive in the mind of Scott Jones. Jones, however, protests that Mrs Old Lady (a former accquaintance of his) simply refuses to speak with him and he has not had contact with her in months.

The public (namely famous pro-Mrs Old Ladyists Justine Crofts, Shannon Loughnane, Martin Ball and Stephanie Bennett) are anxious for Mrs Old Lady to return, and there has been public outcry at Jones's alleged lies.

Sometimes falsely called "Mrs Little Old Lady".