User:Mrshadbolt/Rise park primary school

Rise Park Primary School is a small school located in Nottingham, United Kingdom. The school is about a hundred years old, and only has around eighty children currently attending classes. At Rise Park Primary, lots of interesting lessons are taught to the children, such as scuba-diving, first-aid and computer-game design. The children who attend Rise Park Primary range in age from between 3 and 24 years old, and are allowed to get to school in the morning whenever they wake up... In fact, they don't even have to come to school if they don't want to!

Instead of normal play-time games, there are bouncy-castles, swimming pools and snooker tables available for all children to play on whenever they wish. Literacy and numeracy lessons were recently cancelled, and instead children are made to watch the Cartoon Network and play football or dance during their morning work. Teachers are all made to dye their hair either green or purple, and must wear fancy-dress costumes each day that they come to school to teach. The school head-teacher, Mrs. Slick, often comes to school dressed up as an astronaut, whilst the care-taker, Mr. Brody, usually dresses as a fireman when performing his daily jobs.

The school is only open from Tuesday to Thursday, and is largely considered to be one of the greatest schools in all of Nottinghamshire, if not the world.