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Joe: (on who has the most girls that seem to like them) We kind of have competitions sometimes 'cause Nick has a little more picture comments than me. Nick: I'm just gonna say 3000 on myspace. Joe: I mean, I'm sitting there posing, and Nick's not even looking in the picture. You're winning, but not for long, my friend. Nick: I've been winning since the beginning. Kevin: Oh!

Joe: You know what always gets sore throats gone? Girl: What? Joe: Eat a bowl of sugar. Girl: A bowl of sugar? Joe: Pour water on it and just drink it. My mom tried it with me once. Kevin: And then he turned out the way he is, so I don't know if you really wanna do that.

Joe: I met Jessica Alba recently and told her, "I'll see you at the wedding."

Joe: Have you ever googled google, then googled again?

Joe: I'm afraid that when I'm asleep that somebody might want to break into my house and punch me. Its called "afraidthatpeoplearegoingtopunchyouphobi…

Joe: (on the Jonas Brothers song "Hold On") It can mean like waiting in line and you're just like hold on...or if you're riding your bike and you get a flat tire and your like...hold on...to your bike it can mean...okay, I need to figure out what this song means.

Joe: (about signing autographs) When I'm signing 'Joe Jonas', it's like, Whoa, wow, cool.

Joe: (After getting his driver's license) Now everyone has to stay off the roads!

Joe: Every studio needs a rubber chicken.

Nick: My brothers and I listen to hip-hop and drink Red Bull to get pumped up.

Nick: My pick up line is, "Slow down, sugar, because I'm a diabetic"!

Nick: I'm here for you

Nick: Some girls try too hard to get guys' attentions by not wearing much clothes. When a girl dresses nicely with good taste it says that she has confidence and that she takes pride in her appearance.

Kevin: Socks make the man.

Kevin: A secret about my brother Nick is that he can drink about 30 cans of Diet Coke in a day and still want more. He never stops!

Kevin: If I wasn't a musician, I would be hairdresser.

Kevin: My name is Mufasa, I'm the King of the land. I'll come smack you with the back of my hand.

Kevin: Nicholas [Jonas] can't have other people wearing his socks. If you put on his socks, he'll get upset, and it's really funny!

Kevin: I loved being the oldest because I bossed my brothers around!

Joe: I'd like to record a song with Michael Jackson but I want a wall between us !

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Hello Stranger!i'm dasniy who are you?why am i asking when I.D.G.A.F! :] ANYWHO PEVERTS!im 11 so stop with the pc's toonz!yes ima girl MORON!YES IM TAKEN RETARD READ MY NAME!WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?!?!?! GOSH LEAVE!!

It won’t be long my darling Pick up the phone, nobody’s on it Where are your friends now, baby? Aren’t they the ones supposed to be there for YOU!

One, 21 guns Lay down your arms, give up the fight One, 21 guns Throw up your arms into the sky, you and I

Whats that? A Hat! Crazy, Funky, Junky Hat! Over slept Hair unsightly Try to look like Kiera Knightly We've been there! We've done that! We see right through your funky hat!(cd)

Just dance. Gunna be okay. Da-doo-doo-doo Just dance. Spin that record babe. Da-doo-doo-doo Just dance. Gunna be okay. Duh-duh-duh-duh Dance. Dance. Dance. Ju-just dance.

And a Jay Z song was on And a Jay Z song was on And a Jay Z song was on

So I put my hands up They're playin' my song The butterflies fly away Noddin' my head like 'Yeah' Movin' my hips like 'Yeah' I got my hands up They're playing my song I know I'm gonna be okay Yeah It's a Party in the USA Yeah It's a Party in the USA

And a Britney song was on And a Britney song was on And a Britney song was on

So I put my hands up They're playin' my song The butterflies fly away Noddin' my head like 'Yeah' Movin' my hips like 'Yeah' I got my hands up They're playing my song I know I'm gonna be okay Yeah It's a Party in the USA Yeah It's a Party in the USA

Your my One love My one heart My one life for sure Let me tell you one time (girl I love, girl I love you) I'm a tell you one time (girl I love, girl I love you) And I'm a be your one guy You'll be my #1 girl always makin time for you I'm'a tell you one time (girl I love, girl I love you) I'm'a tell you one time (girl I love, girl I love you)

Fill up my cup (Drank) Mozolotov (Lahyme) Look at her dancing (Move it Move it) Just take it... OFF Lets paint the town (Paint the town) We'll shut it down (Shut it down) Lets burn the roof (Woooooo) And then we'll do it again

I like that boom boom pow Them chicken jackin' my style They try copy my swagger I'm on that next shit now I'm so 3008 You so 2000 and late I got that boom boom boom That future boom boom boom Let me get it now

But she wears short skirts I wear T-shirts She's cheer captain And I'm in the bleachers Dreaming about the day when you wake up And find that what you're looking for has been here the whole time

If you could see that I'm the one who understands you Been here all along so why can't you see You belong with me You belong with me

We are the crowd We're c-coming out Got my flash on it's true Need that picture of you It's so magical We'd be so fantasticao

Leather and jeans garage glamorous Not sure what it means But this photo of us It don't have a price Ready for those flashing lights 'Cause you know that baby i

B - BABE I - IN T - TOTAL C - CONTROL OF H - HERSELF

♥your the PEANUT to my BUTTER ,♥

♥your the STAR to my BURST,♥

♥your the M to my M,♥

♥your the POP to my TART,♥

♥your the MILKY to my WAY,♥

♥your the FRUIT to my LOOP,♥

♥your the MILK to my DUDS,♥

♥your the LUCKY to my CHARMS,♥

♥your the ICE to my CREAM,♥

♥your the SWEET to my TART,♥