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Guacamole Packing Time
GUACAMOLE PACKING TIME “tempus colligentis avacadium” Referring to the storage and transport of guacamole and guacamole paraphernalia.

In ancient times, there was no existing method of storing or transporting avocado-related products. This posed a major issue for merchants and consumers. However, with the advent of Styrofoam containers, merchants could now transport guacamole to multiple locations. A specific time was designated solely for the packing of guacamole into these containers, which is now referred to as “guacamole packing time,” which comes from the Latin “tempus colligentis avacadium.” Although there was an issue with merchants and sailors eating the guacamole before it reached its destination, the Guacamole Showdown of 1857 and the invention of the plastic lid in 1874 helped to minimize loss. The Guacamole Act of 1902 forbade the disruption of guacamole packing time, a crime now punishable by death without a trial. Standard guacamole packing time is commonly done at 2pm GMT, according to tradition.

The gas station and the Czech Republic do not observe guacamole packing time, but ironically, Yemen does.

See Also: (Song) Guacamole Packing Time: (Chorus) “It’s Guacamole packing time, It’s Guacamole packing time, Pack up, the guacamole - Pack up, the guacamole - Styro-foam CUPS Styro-foam CUPS (Rap)Hey these boys be talking bout swagger but they ain’t know nothing bout guacamole Got no time to pack it to store it to eat it no they ain’t know nothing til talking to me They don’t believe it but baby I got it right here in my good styro-foam Nobody knows, nobody knows, nobody knows bout the good styro-foam Fatties don’t need it no more but they buy it some more and they just can’t be stopped They take my guacamole and holy-oh-moly they gonna be stopped yeah be stopped by the cops We run out of time and we spending the dimes and we baby we’re the ones runnin the show So 2pm packing time packing time that’s where we’ll go”