User:Muscularmussel

Muscularmussel is a flesh-eating Marsian currently residing in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. Muscular mussel is currently married to User:Cruncyoyster and we are currently eating stranded sailors somewhere between Puerto Rico and Cuba in the Atlantic Ocean because they are so scrumptious. Muscularmussel believes strongly in wikipedia and has a shrine to User: ClueBot NG in his cave which he worships before every meal.

Muscular mussel is currently in a great war against tuna fish because of the vandalism they revert every morning before they tear human limbs from shark's mouths. Muscular mussle is the son of Mother of Pearl and the brother of Pearl. We have ten children with Crunchyoyster, Supermollusk, and our 2 sets of bivalve twins Great gastropod and Rusty razor, and Cooking Cockle and Pretty Penshell.

Muscular mussel has an abnormal phobia of turtles because they frighten me so much.

My idols include cheese.