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The Cult of the Knitted Mushroom
=== The birth of the cult The cult of the knitted mushroom (TCOTKM for short) was born from a small shop in a heathen village known as Market Bosworth. The first knitted mushroom was born in this place. From there the mycelia grew across the nation, hidden in plain site, setting up everywhere through far flung spores. People who had inhaled these spores and reached enlightenment went forth and communicated by telepathy, slowly joining a hive mind that was the mushroom.

The meaning and motives
All motives thus far have been shady and confusing, without clear purpose or intent other than to spread. Slowly variants appeared amongst the main strain. The mushrooms appear to be adapting and evolving as they spread. The final purpose is yet unsure but from what has been gathered from those in communion of the hive mind is that there will be a day when the all members of TCOTKM will become one and the world will be covered in the spreading spores. From here the mushrooms will rise up and claim the Earth as their own.

Progression and initiation
The TCOTKM appears to be spreading rapidly, however apparently confined by the borders of the UK, unable to pass over water. This may soon change if spores gather on transport boats. Although there is little information to do with initiation what has been discovered is that it involves a long ordeal of inhaling copious amounts of fungal spores and creating knitted effigies whilst dazed on the fumes. Long term mental issues have been linked to such practices but the level of euphoria associated is apparently worth any long term downsides.

Quotes from known cultists
Death is but a mushroom away Remember that the explosion from the atom bomb created a MUSHROOM cloud We are all but mycelia to the great mushroom SHHRRROOOOOOOMMMM -Censored- I'm out of ideas