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Mr. Bellas: A Saint Andrew's School legend

Mr. William Bellas, upper school Pre-Calculus and Calculus teacher, is one of the most well-known teachers in the school. Why you ask? Mr. Bellas is a dress-code Nazi, religiously wears bowties, and sings in chapel louder than the entire school. Another thing about Bellas can be answered in two words: lunch line. Ask any Saint Andrew's student; if someone cuts the lunchline, Mr. Bellas appears out of the blue and requests that you move your preppy behind to the end of the line. Legend has it that he has the power to teleport and that he can sense when rule-breaking is in occurence. Others say he sprouts from the ground when he hears his name. The rumor about his new stud in his ear has it that the stud actually transmits the vocal sound of his name and enables his teleportation to take place. Regardless, Mr. Bellas is well-loved and appreciated as an incredible teacher. He makes mathematics enjoyable and desirable to learn. You bad, Mr. Bellas, you real bad.