User:Mustaflapper

Mahoganny Mustaflapper
Mahoganny Mustaflapper was a war hero in the Cold War. His most notable action was keeping the toilets clean for the troops. Massive turds clogged the sewer line and Mahoganny was the only one brave enough to stick his hand down the drain and pull out the lumps. In the summer of 1954 he single-handedly cleaned 7 toilets at once while they were in use. At this time gas masks were only given to the most important, thus leaving Pvt. Mustaflapper in charge of removing the dead soldiers that had inhaled to much of their own flatulence.