User:MutilatedBabies

'''fmie stands for the oFficial Mega bIll kaulitz fangirl placE and it is a magical castle in the clouds where the lemmings run free, smoking fine cigars as we post thousands of terrible anime drawings of german emo boys on deviantart.

it is a glorious place, and anyone who speaks of rammstein and bowie there will be punished by death. all day long we dance and sing along to songs from tokio hotel. we don't have a damn clue what the lyrics mean, but they sound nice so who cares if the song is actually about my little pony.

we have a widescreen tv there, 420 feet long and 69 feet high. the latest inuyasha episodes are played on it for the viewing pleasure of the fmie members, or Ryans as we like to call ourselves. the tv cost us a million dollars, but who cares? we get to watch INUYASHA!

the fmie library is full of manga, harry potter fanfics, warrior cats books, and of course books about tokio hotel. there are over 22 thousand books there, and absolutely none of them contain any references to david bowie. one of the tokio hotel books mentioned rammstein so we burned it in a fire while playing tokio hotel songs at a volume of 750 decibels. unfortunately, while doing this one of the Ryans fell into the fire. AnimeTigerGrl3488231 1993 - 2005, never forget

there is a private high school at the official mega bill kaulitz fangirl place, which offers 4 classes: history, anime appreciation, french, and advanced calculus. all of the school's 6900 students attend the anime appreciation class, leaving the others empty.'''

Source(s): Kariia