User:MyNameIsNotBob/hamlet


 * POLONIUS: What do you read, my lord?
 * HAMLET: Words, words, words.
 * POLONIUS: What is the matter, my lord?
 * HAMLET: Between who?
 * POLONIUS: I mean, the matter which you read, my lord.
 * HAMLET: Slanders, sir. For the satirical rogue says here that old men have grey beards, that their faces are wrinkled, their eyes purging thick amber and plum-tree gum, together with plentiful lack of wit, together with most weak hams. All of which, sir, I most powerfully and potently believe, yet I hold it not honesty to have it thus set down. For, ou sir, could grow old as i am, if like a crab ou could go backward.
 * POLONIUS: "ASIDE" hough his be madness, e here is mehod in i. - will ou walk ou of he air, m lord/
 * HAMLET: ino m grave.
 * POLONIUS: indeed, ha is ou of he air.