User:MyNameIsNotHere

Hi, people! My real name is ([{secret}]) and I'm very glad to be a member of Wikipedia! Do not get onto me for trying to tell people about Jesus. It is the one and only GOOD thing one can do. If I post any articles about God or Jesus, READ THEM OR ELSE. Or else what? You'll go to--I'm not going to say it. And yes, I am a Christian. Also note that reading my posts will not, in and of itself, get you to Heaven. Thanks for accepting me! Jesus loves you!