User:Myfatherjeffbezos/sandbox

Hey Jeff,

Didn't really think this would work...

Maybe pay ur workers a lil more...

I love your hair though, it reminds me of my favorite Spongebob character (Neptune) =D

Anyways.....

Good luck with the whole Amazon thing, I'm sure you'll turn a profit one of these days...

- Jeffy B

p.s. send postcard from space <3