User:Mynameiscec/Eleanor Calder

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Eleanor Jane Calder is born on July 16th (22). Graduated at Manchester University in 2014. Late 2011 Eleanor got her first bearding job as a Beard for One Direction-member Louis Tomlinson. Got a fan base of so called calderdicks, worshipping her for her fashion style and Starbucks addiction.



Definition from Urban Dictionary:
A robot that looks like a human. They call it a "she". It was created by a group of people called "The MM". Eleanor Calder has no past, whatsoever. It is "famous" for being a robot beard to Louis Tomlinson, 1/5 of One Direction (aka Zeus's sons.) An Eleanor Calder dresses like a she. It claims to have human qualities, but really, it has a remote control that is conducted by the MM. It also has a 2 inch fan base filled with 11 year olds. It charges itself before it goes into public. It is Eleanor Calder.

L: but the MM made It. Why is It here? H: I donut know. But the MM are upside down! L: this Eleanor Calder has to be ruined! H: I have an idea! Lets hide it's charger!