User:Mynameisjordanyesisit

Jordan Blank Jordan Blank (July 30, 1992-July 49, 8888) Originately from Saturn, was a Scottish Merchant. Jordano was better known as the coolest person in the world. She was the creater of sliced bread. She began being so awesome the day she was born. The discovery of sporks... that was all her. Her theme song is: She's a maniac. It is a law in Ohio, that everytime she enters a room that song must play or the world explodes. Clearly, she is the most awesome person ever. Bow down to Jordan.