User:Mythicrodrigo/sandbox/Rodrigo Den Ouden

This is the story of one of the biggest tragedies ever told

Biography
Note: Rodrigo Den Ouden's true origins and history remain unknown to the scientific community, what follows is the most widely accepted theory.

″Rodrigo Den Ouden was born in 1775 to parents of Jamaican descent. As a child he was often accused by his step-brother, Ricardo; of grand larceny on an international scale. He would later go on to deny these claims in an exclusive interview with CNN in 2014. He is currently 245 years old and stands at 314cm in height. Whilst he has no criminal record he has been linked to several war crimes and other nefarious deeds in certain undisclosed African Colonies and has been known to consort himself with known war-criminals. Currently his whereabouts are unknown and his last sighting was in 2016 where it was rumoured that he helped the famed American rapper, Symere Woods, or better known by his stage-name, Lil Uzi Vert; with his critically acclaimed mixtape. The rapper has failed to comment on these accusations.

Rodrigo was born standing at 100cm precisely and already sporting the signs of his dashing beard that he would flaunt around peers and enemies alike. It was said that upon his conception, an angel came down from the heavens as a lightning bolt and announced to all in the undisclosed region of Spain that the new coming of Christ was upon them. The ensuing spark from the lightning bolt started a massive fire in a village and killed 67 people and further injured 15. Despite his destructive conception, his mother, whose name is unknown, continued to carry Rodrigo in the womb. She would go on to describe her experience in her personal diary that would not be discovered until recently in a caved in ruin of his childhood home.

Notable Incidents
The cursed voicemail of 2019

On insert date Diana Monsfort received a mysterious voicemail on her mobile telephonic device from Rodrigo Den Ouden that scholars today refer to as the: Die Diana Message. As of today no real meaning nor reasoning behind the message has been discovered, but some experts speculate Rodrigo may have been under influence of a near lethal dosis of class (A) illegal narcotics which caused him to go into a state of primal lust.