User:Myth~enwiki

I am a Jerk

Please don't take it the wrong way.

I come from Asheron's Call (AC), which is a MMORPG. In AC there is a world called Thistledown, where I was a monarch, and had a coupla followers. Some people trusted me there, others hated me, much as it usually is when it comes to people.

My main accomplishments were the temporary containment of the Kemeroi's agent, Bael'Zharon, who I endeavored to swear allegiance to, but instead, my will thwarted--I wound up recognizing that evil cannot be cooperated with because its destiny is to self destruct.

Anything that survives, therefore, must intrinsically contain some goodness, otherwise, it would have already disappeared out of our present awareness.

For screenshots of me in action, see http://www.google.com, or, if you prefer non-thistledownian worlds: http://onedaoc.50megs.com

It is possible that a movie will be coming out shortly which features a Norse rendition of me. Look for a story about Odin and a Bezerker named Thor, and, some combat scene where a red-haired girl hops out from behind a clump of leaves and casts a ressurection spell on a fellow named Fenix Duriel.

Anyways, that's a pipe dream, image is nothing, bananas are everything, I am a schizophrenic, and, you should probably leave me alone, unless you have something constructive to say, like, for example:

"Hello to you too, Arthur." (then offering a towel).

Ok, are we done with this? Fine...