User:NDRADB

THE N STANDS FOR: Nick K: PURE AWESOME.

THE D STANDS FOR: David Bertolami: Born June 24. He was the first astronaut to Mars, and has gone back two times since then. He also has published three books, and a newspaper article about his experiences on the red planet. He is not married, but there's a good chance he has children, although no ones sure of that.

He is reported to have killed his parents and grandparents, and he has gone to court for that, but the charges were dropped due to lack of evidence.

He is a talented singer, and has released 5 albums, all of which have gone Platinum. His popular songs include: Why the Hell am I still here? , I just ate a Watermelon Whole. and I Swear I didn't MEAN to Kill them.

David can't cure cancer. But... HE CAN DANCE.

He has recently won Awards, such as BEST SMILE IN DA WHOLE WORLD, and FUNNIEST PERSON ALIVE.

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THE R STANDS FOR: Ryan.