User:NOT FACT

A user created by your mom and supervised by your neighbors dog. The account is mostly only active 1 hour a year because the account is used for online drug dealing and stuff like that (Whitewashing, etc.) If you want to join the Los Halcones Mafia/drug-gang, you will have to have atleast 2 minutes of experience. If you try to apply/join without meeting the requirements you will be shot with a "mayonnaise-gun" by Marcusse.

(Everything i write is purely for fun and should not be taken seriously, please don't kill me Wikipedia)