User:NTGdude

Your Mom is a terminology to describe large beings, which usually include creatures such as Whales, Dinosaurs, Elephants, and other grand animals like your mother. As early as yesterday, your mother and I were in bed together. Such occasions require informing you is the required action to take. Dating back to the 2020s, I became your dad, therefore any found fossils are generally considered to be your dead grandmother. The simple fact that I am your father means you must obey me, and I order you to write “amongus” backwards then add “kid” backwards, then you get a message that explains why I made this in the first one place.