User:Naldo Nado Africa

[Biography of Naldo Africa, Lumier Rymklets]

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A Playwright, Rapper born in Port Elizabeth, (February 26, 1996) raised in small town called Joubertina moved to Bonnievale in 2011, returned to Joubertina in 2013.

Naldo features as Zenlon the main character in the movie ''In die tronk. March 2012 Naldo composed the poem called ''My hart het jou gevind'' (My heart found you) which was altered due to jargon (the use of language). The poem had to be rewritten into Standand Afrikaans, although the poem were mainly written in ''Streektaal' (Regional Slang), yet it enticed most of the readers, thence the witticism, paranomasias, rhetorical questions and hyperboles used in the poem.

9th April 2014 Naldo wrote the dramatic poem  Nisha se reis  an avid, comprehendable, melancholic poem about a girl being used in a relationship, they love fell apart, vacant promises, in the pursuit of happiness, she tried to renovate their love, broke up with her, she committed felo-de-se. What made the poem so notable; the phasis, climax, effects, the script of the epigram were well-structured.

27th June 2015 he composed the drama  Bende liewe (Gangster life) very ironic drama leading to the demise of a young boy with paraphrastic message at the epilogue, in addition the drama were rather deemed  Droll based on the jocularity used by the protagonist in the drama. The script, however had a crucial message  Karma General Umphumza ( A well-known general ) Slew the gang leader by decapitation.The boy died in Hospital, gang leader died in jail.

In the same year he wrote the poem  Tot siens my vriend (Farewell my friend) a very sad poem about a young boy who tried to stop his friend from committing suicide in his endeavor to spring off the bridge, but it were of no avail. The boy sprang off the bridge when he drew closer. Police officers assumed if he stood motionless till the ambulance arrived, the boy might have been alive today. He did everything, assuaged his friend's mind, thought he succeeded to stop Josh as he drew a little closer Josh sprang off the bridge and died instantly. The poem ends in pain. Josh squalled whilst in the air. Ambulance, Police arrived after he leaped off. The voice ebbed away, which means he perished.

7th Augustus Naldo composed a barrage of satirical poems with the title:

1) My pa het met alkohol getrou ( My father married alcohol). 2) Stil skooldogter van lagmania Skool (Silent school-daughter). 3) Bleeksiel op skool (Nerd at school). 4) In die wiskunde klas ( In the mathematics class). 5) Jou mooiheid laat my huil (Your beauty let me burst into tears) 6) Agtergrond van n coloured gemeenskap (Background of a coloured community)

19th January 2016 he composed the sad poem  Virginloos'" (Virgin-less) which was changed to  Mooiheid het haar lewe verwoes  (Beauty destroyed her life), hence the title were rather elusive and too sensual. Plenty of people believed the poem had the same script as Matriekafskeid se kalamiteit (Calamity of the valedictory) in fact, it was the remaking of the poem  Ek het jou vermaan '' (I warned you) with the script as Calamity of the valedictory.

Silence reigns after the poem virgin-less, no one knows if he stopped writing poetry or took a step into his chess career. 2012 Naldo attained his Provincial apparel for his profound skills in chess. Gained popularity for the chess qoutes : '' I will make you an offer; oh my friend! you can't rebuffed ,  Allow my queen to kiss your king for the last time.  Deathbed, welcome to the funeral procession. Naldo stunned a lot of chess players with the elusive variations, openings, defences he had in his mind. Never lost any matches on high school due to the fact he trained on the best 32-bit chess engins known as  Komodo, Stockfish, Houdini and Strelka . Chess friends discovered he also had an abk chessbook with the same compatibility as Arena 3.5 which is used on the chess engins to accelerate the thinking of the softwares. The book had the same openings, defences as well as the gambits Naldo played to flummoxed chess players.

Needless to say the book weren't so conducive, the skills to deceive you were. At the commonwealth tournament held in Port Elizabeth (Boardwalk, December 2013) Naldo announced on the sabc news that he would like to be an International master or Grand master one day. He also made a statement on behalf of his chess team  This is what we have been dreaming about .

Unknownly Naldo composed poems under the false pseudonyms Lumier Dictio which was not his real name. In several poems he used the nickname Tant along with the name Maltellie on lots of his mp3 songs. The pen name Dj suk6 were a former name used to release the deejaying music under.

A song written by Maltellie  Jammer ons se verhouding het verdrink (I'm afraid our love has drown ) had a disceptation. Zenlon (Probably a friend) allegedly claimed Naldo hacked a page to promote his song under the bogus name ''Maltellie. Friends said: It's highly impossible, the false statement Zenlon made was grounded on jealousy, He posted motivational qoutes on the page. Subsequently changed from Maltellie to his real name Naldo, Nado Africa.''

Virtually all poems elucidate immiseration, violence, dominance, bullying, reclusiveness, faultiness, true love ,life lessons, sickness tenacity, fearness and drollness. It's like an anthology filled with limericks of his childhood.

English poems:

1) Alone (Capetonian girl who committed suicide). 2) Mum gave up the ghost. 3) Lead me to the ambience of thy heart. 4) Speech of a soldier. 5) The cross, I carried. 6) Tears drowned the heart. 7) Sorry drugs, i stood up. 8) Smiling but inside dying.

The following stories were written in an unknown year.

1) Surentha en Zane.

Background

= A boy from the Cape flats obtained a scholarship to study in Kwazulu Natal's University. On the very first day he fell in love with a beautiful girl from Bredasdorp named Surentha. He approached her, exclaimed his true feelings for her, She approved it. They were truely in love walk hand and hand on the University, kissed, went out, took her out to the Fantasia night held in Port Elizabeth, bought a plenty of stuff for her, necklaces and rings. They had a slogan (Don't throw eyes i see you, remember i am there) Love is being tested by distance. Surentha (A netballer) signed a contract to play for Westridge in Cape Town. Months later she went to Limpopo on an animal camp for two weeks, a dreadful incident occured the night she went to pie in the bushes ... the story ends in melancholy...goes on and on. Surentha's mother (Sura) stumbled across Zane and gave him the sad note which Surentha had written the night she weeped in bed...

... The note conludes the story perfectly...

(Don't throw eyes, i see you, i am there Lol haha- haha Bye Zane!)

Zane read it whilst crying an ocean of tears. Disappeared without traces. No one has seen him afterwards... Not even his mother.

2) In Die Tronk Movie

(Plot of the movie)

A quiet boy from Betties bay named Zenlon sat on the stoop late night and looked at the old newspaper with relation to his brother's disappearance. His friends walked by and noticed him. Skobbejak asked Zenlon to come along to a nearby club situated 700 metres out of Cape Town. He wanted to say now but pressure they inflicted upon him changed his thoughts. In the club Ou dot ( friend) Seduced Veranthea to make Zenlon drunk when she succeeded, Skobbejak convinced Zenlon about a place where they had hidden some valuable stuff and they wanted him to come along. At first he wanted to go home, yet consented. When they reached their destination. Ou dot held a knife at Zenlon's throat and forced him to commit burglary with them.

Zenlon and Wolfie waited until Skobbejak opened the window of the homemade shop with his old wire-trick. They must keep an eye on the dark road, if something appears they whistle silently. Skobbejak and Ou dot jumped over the fence, kicked the dog and threw him in a dustbin. Skobbejak hailed Zenlon and Wolfie across the road. Made a selection Zenlin must go in first, nearly strayed in the big house. His friends led him to the shop, placed a pack of lollipops in his pocket with a six-packed drinks on his shoulder, took a R10 note, thence his mother never taught him to do such things. His friends placed plenty of money in their pocket. came out on the tar road two guys appeared behind them. They ran, left Zenlon on his separate way. He ran as fast as he could. Threw the six-packed drinks on the ground to ease his steps, found a solitary mortuary to hide.

Unknowingly a pack of lollipops were opened when he placed it in his trouser's pocket. The lollilops followed him as he run. Two guys followed the lollipop's trace and rendered a stupid question when they entered the mortuary. Being so drunk, yet dumb to rise his finger when one man asked:  Those who ought to be buried tomorrow, please raise your hands Zenlon raised his hand and when he's taken to jail. His life changed dramatically. He entered the cell and sees two young boys conversing in Tronktaal when one boy lost he was stabbed to death. General begrawe asked  Why you here, you a France ? Zenlon made a joke about his skin colour being white and brown, hence people think his a France he's actually a coloured.

Two guys snickers, on the spur of moment he bursted out in tears, told the whole story what had happened that night he went with his friends. Zenlon faces endanger species in this jail called Funeral. A pastor visits Zenlon in jail, brought his favorite cupcakes with sweets, toiletries and a bible. He guided Zenlon about the scriptures in the bible, Zenlon must not lose faith. The pastor told Zenlon: '' I knows it's very hard to grow up without parents. We rushed her to the hospital Antie Rosa looked after you and Zane. She died 100 metres from the Hospital. You were 8 years old if i'm not mistaken. Roseline had lung cancer, your father left the city. On the news i heard he drowned himself, i'm so sorry Zenlon. I'm always here, don't lose hope, pray unto God he will hear your prayers. ''

Zenlon came back General begrawe saw the plastic bag and looked inside, ate all the cupcakes threw the bible in the toilet. Zenlon said:  You know in life it's not the body, the position that carries you, it's respect and faith that carries you in life. The words made general absolutely livid he jacked zenlon up and said in Afrikaans  Djou holdrom breek ek Everyone laughed except the old man. He strangles Zenlon the old man stood up and yelled:  Stop General begrawe is so stunned, left Zenlon in the air. Zenlon's tears rolled down his cheeks. He looked at the old picture of his mom. The old man stepped forward and walked to the burglar bars and said : '' In life General, you can flaunt with your strength, you can show what you capable of, but in life it's of no avail. Believe me killing is not the answer. I had anger problems on school. Beated my friends i wanted to show the children what i'm capable of, still it brought me none in my pocket just got expelled from school. The next day a boy taunted me i got so annoyed, stabbed him several times. He died in the Intensive care unit (ICU).The answer in life is: remain calm, silence is golden.''

The general responded in Afrikaans  Djy praat kak, trek daai balie in jou bek everyone laughed except Zenlon and the old man. Zenlon slipped to the window and sees his old school friend, she has grown up so quickly, a teacher he recalles how they kissed at the back of the class. He looked left and saw a woman with her two kids It reminds him of his mother how she used to walk with him and Zane. On the opposite site he saw his two friends eating the same ice cream that Zenlon had given to him. They never visited him.

Thursdays everyone excercises outside. Zenlon asked the old man to teach him the  Nommertaal the old man refused and said he can't do that. Zenlon forced him with tears in his eyes the old man consents. Each thursday the old man teaches Zenlon. General begrawe sent a gay guy to watch them. The old man and Zenlon played cards while he teaches him. The gay guy heard them talking in nommertaal and threatened them. Zenlon gave him a R20 to shut his mouth the gay man said in Afrikaans:  Ek soek nog, dy wiet dies die tronk die, djy moenie vir my swanger maak nie oudjie ko ek wag.

Fat jan a fat, scared guy in jail tried to escape, used a pair of pliers to cut a big hole in the fence barrier and was shot dead when he ran out. One of the inmates stepped accidently on a gang leader's toes which gave rise to a scuffle. The inmates formed a ring and the leader took out his knife, the guy stood still, everyone shouts, threw pangas, blades, in the ring. The gang leader choked the guy to death.

In the extended shower where everyone showers, Begrawe threw his soap intentionally on the ground if Zenlon picks it up he will....

The old man Ou torra rescued Zenlon.  Stop this nonsens general the old man exclaimed. Zenlon learned the nommertaal profoundly from the old man and wants to battle General begrawe at the end whilst Ou torra watches.

The script is quite ironic and fascinating. Zenlon killed the general when he lost in the Nommertaal rivalry. The movie ends very sadly. Zenlon realized the general he bladed to death was...

When his Identity document fell out, Zenlon looked at the name, surname, picture and the one he had in the newspaper for years.

...What?.... it can't be... ... Is this.... my... what? i do recall when we were both 6 years old, He saved me...

The ball rolled down the road... he told me:  Leave it, go in the yard Zenlon, I will fetch it, a car stopped and grabbed him mommy occasionally reminded me of his name and surname, Been kidnapped for years. No one knows what they had done with him. Is this....?

Remember General begrawe never introduced his real name, Zenlon said softly: '' Oh ! lord, Please forgive me, .'' He cries unconstrainedly... the guys in jail were discombobulated. Everyone starts to cry as a sign of sympathy. Zenlon yelled: Zane-nnnnnnnnnnnneeeee Movie goes out.