User:Names For Everything

Weapons

 * Charlazaktan, Sword of the Flaming Banana
 * Mzyktektomin, Staff of Cheese
 * Tarklatak, Sword of Snacking
 * Bloop, Spatula of Death
 * QZ7QQ(The Batman Sign)G, Ultimate weapon of death
 * Death, Scythe of Death
 * The Sword of a Thousand Flavors
 * Hammer of Justice
 * The Fpoon of Coolness
 * Staff of Explosive Randomness

Magic

 * Summon Toasty Goodness
 * Conjure Cookie Elemental
 * Random Explosive Reaction
 * Flaming Ball of Bread Dough
 * Create Circle of Fire and Such
 * Summon Essence of Breadsticks
 * Cause confusion in humanoids
 * Avoid enemy arrows
 * Detect Aircraft Carriers
 * Detect Nuclear Missiles
 * Cause Violent Seizure in Target