User:Namewillbeted

And her name will be Ted.
 * Da ice-cream man was handsome. I got nervous.
 * Highlight: the Simpsons references.
 * The proudest day of a man's life is when his dog goes off to college.
 * Highlight: the Fox joke.
 * Finally, a reason to watch TV on Sundays.
 * Highlight: the smoking joke.
 * This might be a good time to tell you... uh... I invited... um... SOMEBODY... to come to the room.
 * Highlight: the assassination of Quagmire's cat.
 * It's glorious, Edwin.
 * Highlight: the clementine bit.
 * Um... Okay.
 * Highlight: the owl bit.
 * Oh... Sure. And would you like to come home and clean my toilet? While we're both doing stuff for each other?
 * They fucking killed Brian!!! :@
 * What has happened to you, Mort Goldman? You've hit rock bottom.
 * Highlight: the "poop in strange places" song.
 * Ha. Different dog.
 * Highlight: Chris's nose bleed.