User:Naprawa/Chicagowski

Chicagowski (język szykagowski) is a pierdolnięty language spoken by around 1,100,000 members of the Polish people in Illinois. The Chicagowski language emerged approximately 25 years ago. In Illinois, Chicagowski speakers mainly reside in the municipalities of Chicago, Illinois, Schaumburg, Illinois, and Crystal Lake, Illinois. Some communities in Elk Grove Village, Illinois and Roselle, Illinois also speak Chicagowski. The two main dialects of Chicagowski are the Wieśniak dialect and the Górol dialect.

The Chicagowski language has been influenced by Polish, and Chicagowski speakers have a tendency to borrow English words. It is estimated that 60% of the Chicagowski language is purely Polish.

Examples


Chicagowski is a mix of Polish and English, and spelling has been widely influenced by the horrible pronunciation of this mix.

Some examples of this are the popular words erkondyszyn and Modern Talking lyrics.

Dialects
Chicagowski has two main dialects: the Wieśniak dialect and the Górol dialect.

Wieśniak dialect
The Wieśniak dialect is essentially a broken, debilowany version of Chicagowski. People who speak this dialect often times have trouble spelling Chicagowski words, even though they're zjebane already.

Górol dialect
The Górol dialect is spoken by Polish rednecks who come from the extreme south of Poland, such as Zakopane. These people already speak a zjebany version of Polish, and upon learning horrendous English, speak even worse in Chicagowski. It is believed that their IQ is very low, and becomes lower upon arrival in the United States.

Dictionary
Here are some words that are used by Chicagowski speakers, translated into English.