User:Nashdeville/Boston league of women wrestlers

"Welcome to Violence" With those now iconic words Nash Deville introduced to the world the Boston League of Women Wrestlers. For many years the so so city of Boston hungered for a reason to stand up and cheer. That reason arrived in April of 2004 with the debut of The Boston League of Women Wrestlers (BLOWW) at the legendary Cambridge rock club TT the Bears. A vicious collection of trailblazing drunks, beauty queens, cheerleaders and even a monster retard raised by bears in the woods of Chicopee.

BLOWW was the culmination of a dirty dream shared by two miscreants from the great armpit of the lower forty-eight-Michigan. While on tour with the hair metal trio Sexual Fudge, guitarist Mucho Sexo was trolling the first aid tent for half concious women to undress. There he met Nurse Agony. In his memoirs "Not all Fudge Smells the Same" Mucho recalled how he was drawn the Ms Agony. "She was more interested in nursing her beer than anything else. I knew right away the people lying injured around her were fucked...and if I had enough Schlitz so was I."

Together Nurse Agony and Mucho Sexo created the Kalamazoo Precent of Women Wrestlers (KAPOWW). KAPOWW was short lived as various warrants and accusations of paternity caused the two to move to Boston. Almost immediately the search went out for the few women that had what it would take to bring their unique blend of extreme violence and slick licks to this tired old town. The call went out and it was answered by a group as twisted as it was varied. The original line up was born.

Muffy Winters, Guzzlie Locks the bear woman, Big Nanny J the welfare mother of twelve or so children, The Skank, perpetual beauty queen contestant and loser Miss Ann Thropic, Little Edie, and Nurse Agony stormed TT the Bears on that now historic evening. They were joined by an announcer who went by many names during his no good life. He has been known as the Creeper, and the Hamburger Pimp, but in Boston he is known by his birthname Nash Deville. Charged with keeping these grapplers in check was the Italian old timer Vinnie Benedetto.