User:Natemartin01

Born with two heads, Nate Martin has since eaten his second head in an effort to gain his knowledge and power after he watched a three day Highlander marathon. He was twice elected president of Burundi, an honor he respectfully declined because of his paralyzing fear of the dark continent. He has swam the English Channel twice in an effort to get away from, "those cheese eating surrender monkeys that would be eating wiener schnitzel and speaking German if (his) grandpappy hadn't landed in Normandy on D-day to liberate those ingrates in WWII." Nate considers himself to be an open book, but acknowledges that several of the pages are stuck together.