User:Nathan the hot guy/sandbox

Lets talk about Shrek! Shrek is great at playing music (specifically the saxophone) I love watching him play makes my entire day better. When I was younger I looked up to Shrek because I myself wanted to play the saxophone, it's the most beautiful instrument to be created. When I was just a boy my mother made me play the violin but that was not my passion. When I got older my love for the epic saxophone did not go away, in fact, it only grew. Shrek was still my idol at that point and so I made the decision to quit violin despite my mothers orders. I sold my violin to an old man on the side of the road and used the money to buy my very own saxophone. My saxophone was perfect I had hoped to buy a pink one but this one did just fine. I took lessons (from my lovely grandmother) I took lessons from her for a total of 1 year 4 months and 12 days. It was a great experience and I wish it could have lasted longer. Sadly, my grandmother passed away 3 weeks ago. I was jamming out with my cool saxophone thinking about Shrek and when I began dancing and spun around quickly. My grandmother got hit in the head with tom (my sax) she fell on the floor and died. After that, I continued to learn on my own and played at every chance I got. For example, I played at my grandmother's funeral. Shrek has inspired me and I hope he inspires many more. Bless his beautiful soul. Lets get more into Shrek! He is green, he plays the sax, he is a lady's man, he is the coolest. His green color I think represents his cool hunky personality. He plays the saxophone and is an inspiration to many music playing people, being the best saxophone player to exist. When I think Shrek, I think lady's man! He is one steamy ogre and I am lowkey jealous of his good looks. I've tried to be more like Shrek, I bath in mud, I bought a pet donkey (but mine doesn't talk) I was even Shrek for Halloween (except I loved the costume so much I've been wearing it ever since). I hope to become just like Shrek when I'm older.

i admire captain underpants because of his freedom to wear his underpants in public and show off his stuff if you know what i mean i also lie captain underpans because weeks before she died we were watching it and she laughed so hard sh ripped @$$ and fyi it stunked bad i and wish i didnt get so mad at her because as yo guys know she died weeks later