User:Nathanieleidson/sandbox

Nathaniel Eidson was born in the mouth of a dragon and earned passage out of the cranial confines by combat. Once thrust into the glorious heavens of Murica, he was ordained as Minister of Death in the Eternal Fraternity of Blood-splatter and Pain also known as the King of Battle. Today he resides in the dense mystical forests of Planet Georgia and delivers freedom to the oppressed, food for the famished, and dank memes for the masses.