User:Nathanielthedarkwizard

The dark wizard is a mythical creature that lives in the cave's of Braintree, the local towns people say that he only sleeps during the day and that he plays quiditch with Harry, Ron and Herminey. Rumour has it the "Dark wizard" goes by the name of Nathaniel Young... whether this is true or not we will have to call him, he who shall not be named! some say he posses the ability to destroy the universe, change the weather and make girls wetter then the rain forrest. "The beast" Nathaniel Young, has recently been spotted at Braintree college studying sports diploma level 3 with Yaniel Dork, Raniel Dicketts these 2 men are the dark wizard's arch enemy, when the forces of these 3 combine some say they can reverse time, all the way back to when Steve B was born or as you may know him as jesus, the son of the holy farther gandi, but this day is yet to come! sicne the dark wizard is never in as he is sleeping in the cave of darkness with batman and rocky! The dark wizard doesn't need girls because he has all the pussy he needs! he has 16 cats all named after harry potter characters. some say that he is related to nigel thournberry this hit character in the wild thourberrys movie and also the lyrical genius Ed Sheeran. if you see Nathaniel be sure to hide your kids, hide your wife and hide your ass hole cause he's got a massive wand and he's not afraid to use it.