User:Naturnal Amission

Noturnal Amission Natural Amission is a small air band that was insipired by the hit TV show Scrubs. Although it has not done any shows or organized meetings, it has dedicated members who will do whatever it takes to earn their two seconds of fame. Growing up in Mattoon, Illinois, the group has had much free time and has come up with many intering ideas but never went through with any. However in the past summer they began a Sprite pyramid that they believe will become the largest in the world, reguardless of how long it takes or the rumors that drinking liquids out of a can can cause Altimers. Right now the pyramid is around 500 cans and not looking very good, but hopefully by the end of the summer that will be different. Members of this group include Kevin Portugal, the founder of the pyramid and owner of the house where the majority of the Sprite drinking takes place. He is also the driver when the group goes on road trips for more Sprtie and an average guitar player. Other members are Michael Kendall, the Wii bowling and tennis chanp and can play Mike Jones on the recorder, Adam Parker, who comes over to destroy at drinking Sprtie and Guitar Hero. He can also play the real guitar fairly well, Ethan Self, who doesn't drink Sprite so no one likes him, Alex Kollman, first to get a tatoo and just be crazy, J.C. the random fact generator and no sleep work 50 hour weeks guy, theres Matt Cassady who works a ton too and reads c++ codes on computers, the kids insane, Troy Lane the crazy golf cart driver and religious man of the group, Chris Beck who is here rarely since he randomly "dies" now and then claiming he needed new material to continue his classic jokes routine, Brett Nichols whos only 18 but could pass as 21 most often, Tayler Miller, also the host of the pool parties and one of the tallest people out there, Chad Aubin who came once and drank a ton of Sprtie,and Chris Wente, Tony Rieck, Ryan Bradley, Zach Livisy, Golch, and and then theres the girls who come over now and then. They include Kristen Pierce, Lauren Covington, Stacy Shields, Katie Lowry, Regina Wu, Hannah Storm, Amanda Kirk, and Ashton McCrate. This may sound like a large group but these are just the people who have drank at least one Sprite for the cause. Eventhough that is our main focus now, we will all be going off to college at the end of the summer so time is limited and there are many Sprites to be drank. We would be happy to recieve any donations for the cause or empty cans (Must be Sprite) send to 905 Country Club Road Mattoon, Il, 61938. Hopefully once this task is somewhat done the group can focus on air banding. Also the group loves the Broken Lizard collection Supertroopers, Club Dread, Beerfest, and Puddle Cruisers in that order and Borat was awesom!! Thats all for now FYI this was written at 3am