User:NawlinWiki/List of things that will get speedily deleted

The official guidelines for speedy deletion are at Criteria for speedy deletion. But if your article is on this list, I can promise you it will be speedily deleted:


 * Your unsigned rock band that doesn't meet WP:MUSIC. This is especially true of the band you started last week, and that's still looking for a bass player.  It is also true of any artist or band that is "currently working on their first album/EP/mixtape". See No one cares about your garage band.
 * Any article whose sole point is to announce that its subject is gay. See Attack page.
 * Any article that begins, "Not much is known about..."
 * Your backyard wrestling league, or any of its members.
 * Your fantasy wrestling league.
 * Your fantasy anything league.
 * A word you just made up, especially if it "means whatever you want it to mean." See WP:NFT and WP:NEO.
 * Rumored Disney Channel shows/movies, or sequels to them. See Wikipedia is not a crystal ball.
 * Your five-a-side pub soccer club.
 * The sex practice involving excretory functions that you just made up.
 * Anyone who's "the coolest person in the universe."
 * Anyone who "Rokz your sockz."
 * Anyone who is "the man, the myth, the legend."
 * Anyone or anything that's "up and coming."
 * Any article that begins, "It all started when..."
 * Your girlfriend/boyfriend.
 * Your teacher.
 * Your cat.
 * Your mom/dad.
 * Your YouTube film.
 * Your independent production company that makes YouTube films.
 * Your high school film class film.
 * Your fansite that you just started last week.
 * The fantasy novel that you haven't finished writing yet.
 * Your search engine optimization company.

Notice how many of these have the word "your" in them? See Conflict of interest.