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Honey Goat Cheese

Honey Goat cheese dates back to ancient Mesopotamia where honey was mixed with goat cheese to create Honey Goat Cheese. This did anger some of the early goat herders who thought that Honey being from an insect is too "buggy" for goat's milk. Many goat herders thought that a stinkier varietal of "cheese" would work better with honey but, early lactophiles disregarded the feedback and kerded forth.

The Herders took offense to this act which began what is commonly referred to as "Udder Chaos". A time which can only be described as stinky, wet and wild. Unfortunately the lactophiles succumbed to the superior numbers of the herders which lost the recipe for the Honey Goat Cheese advancement.

Late in the 1990's the recipe resurfaced with the aid of the Irish band the Proclaimers who on there 500 mile trek, found an ancient tablet inscribed with the Mesopotamic characters containing the tasty treat. Due to the bands success on the late night MTV show Beavis and Butthead we saw a resurgence of "honey goat cheese". Again this angered the herders who thought that they had wiped out the recipe during "udder chaos".