User:Necronomicomedian

I am death, come for ye

Let the sky rain potatoes! Let it thunder to the tune of 'Greensleeves'!

Once at a social gathering, Gladstone said to Disraeli, "I predict, Sir, that you will die either by hanging or of some vile disease". Disraeli replied, "That all depends, Sir, upon whether I embrace your principles or your mistress."

death routinely performs raindances outside its local supermarket. Not to make rain, of course, but just to freak everybody out.

And Margaret Thatcher said, "Let there be a petticoat", and there was a petticoat. And Margaret Thatcher saw that the petticoat was sesquipedalianist, and Margaret Thatcher separated the petticoat from the penny farthing.

the jew is usually seen wearing its ceremonial backwards trucker hat, known to give a +5 attack bonus when on high ground.

Hide your fishes and goatherds! It's the rampaging johnny!

And Aladdin said, "Let there be a landlord", and there was a landlord. And Aladdin saw that the landlord was blue, and Aladdin separated the landlord from the tarantula.

My parents always told me I should go out and get drunk with zombies.

ATTENTION MOOMINS! You are poltergeists. Nothing but poltergeists. You think you're tall, dark, but you're not.

All that exists is beauty love and life. anything else is a figment o your imagination.