User:Neege leader

Neegism

Neegism is a growing religion, where his followers believe that the turtle snapping, pigeon walking, real life vagina is the meaning of life. A God. A Neege. Neege. Neeeeeeeeege.

To praise their lord Neege, neegists frequently repeat the Neege prayer, which consists only of ‘it’s a floating neege’ said in a high pitched voice. His die hard followers have recently been attending Neege school, where they learn to become a neege. The curricular is simple, yet hard to execute like a real neege: Drink Hooch, smoke hash zoots, always cry and moan that the music isn’t loud enough.

Neege himself originally worshipped his hero and role model Tyger Drew Honey. Legend had it that he did once meet TDH and when spoke to him, convinced Tyger that he was northern by putting on an accent. This close encounter had never been recorded in the history of Neege and some began to dismiss this legend until a few years ago when video was leaked. Haters say it’s fake but Neegists only hate because young Neege has now surpassed the one they call TDH and will forever give us hope, faith and love in our souls.

Neege.

Surrender.

Neeeeeeeeeeeege.